Not the number...the 'telephone' number

Amazingly, numbers have a very huge role to play in our lives…we are surrounded by one- two-three-four and so on and so forth digits since we are born till we die…in fact our sandal size to our area square foot homes are also a bliss of numbers…Fortunately or even unfortunately even us- The students die for those two digits and some even die for three digits (they’re just basically further more greedy!) during their academics.

Well, one of my friend seemed to have a very hilarious incident with the way numbers played with him and his…uhmm…uhmm….love life…My friend XY (who prefers being anonymous after that experience being highly embarrassed after the so called “leave me all alone in this world” and “why women” experience…) well, ha…this is me giving out his ‘unfortunate’…though highly amusing incident…

Me and XY were together in the famous"let’s buy it quick-eat it quick-and digest it quick joint"…yes, you’re right…the McDonalds. He and me both are big time burger freaks and hang out there quite regularly. He was as ever eying a beautiful dame and spilling away the mayonnaise on the table. “ And you’ve done it again”, I said, “why the hell are you in so love with the number two?” “I don’t know” was his sharp response, “you see that girl there? She seems to be alone, eating all by herself, I think that’s why I love the number two…I change one’s life to two!” he laughed and went to her table.And the best thing was while I was expecting him to have had a ‘two’ across both the cheeks…this little wise-guy was actually getting friendly to the dame! Aaargh! Anyways, I let them be and became the “one” to be eating my ONE burger…

In some time I got introduced to Sherry and was standing next to XY and making faces at him (indicating that we needed to leave as soon as possible) when suddenly she happened to ask him in her most ‘awww…i am cutie-putie’ accent “ Wouldn’t you give me your number?”, “Sure!” my most excited-not thinking friend said, “nine…” “and then?” is what the Poo-Woo Sherry asked, “that’s it…how long do you think it is?” “it’s supposed to be Ten numbers isn’t it?” “ haha…” is what the daring XY said…I found this extremely funny and laughed out aloud as long as I could. Sherry of course found it very irritating and said, “I hate people who joke about me!” slapped him on his cheek and walked away…he told me “ it doesn’t really matter atleast she knows i am big man” and so she turned around and slapped him again on the other cheek and said, “ I hate those guys even more who think they are superior to me”

Well ha, I wonder if she ever understood XY’s ‘jokes’ but yes, one thing is for sure, she surely hit him hard on this cheek coz the second one pained for around an hour or two. Hahaha…since then, he neither believes in flirting with women nor does he believe in the fact that they have brains…Well one thing he seems to be pretty sure about is the number two and ofcourse my solid predictions..heheh…by the way, what is your favorite number? Anyone?

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